29 Best Songs to Poop To: The Ultimate Bathroom Soundtrack

Let's face it, sometimes the most creative moments happen in the most unexpected places. And while the act of relieving oneself might not be the first thing that springs to mind when considering musical inspiration, the right soundtrack can transform even the most mundane tasks into a surprisingly enjoyable experience. This list isn't about judging musical taste, but rather about celebrating the power of music to uplift and enhance even the simplest of life's moments. We've carefully curated a selection of songs that blend infectious rhythms and feel-good vibes, guaranteed to lighten the mood and make those bathroom breaks a bit more… fun. You'll find a mix of upbeat funk, soulful grooves, and undeniably catchy pop hits, all chosen for their ability to lift spirits and encourage a little bit of joyous self-reflection.

From the irresistible energy of a certain retro-funk collaboration to the pure, unadulterated joy of a chart-topping anthem, this collection proves that good music knows no boundaries. Think of it as a celebration of feel-good tunes that span generations, touching upon the infectious optimism of some of music’s most beloved artists. Whether you’re a seasoned music connoisseur or simply looking for some new tunes to enjoy in the comfort of your own bathroom, this carefully curated selection offers a diverse and upbeat experience. We’ve included tracks that capture the spirit of letting go, embracing positivity, and appreciating life’s little moments—all while, of course, providing the perfect sonic accompaniment. So, prepare for a musical journey that transcends the ordinary and enhances the everyday.

29 Best Songs to Poop To: The Ultimate Bathroom Soundtrack
SongArtistAlbumListens
1. Uptown Funk Mark Ronson
Bruno Mars
Uptown Special 5B+
2. Happy Pharrell Williams G I R L 1B+
3. Break Free Ariana Grande 1B+
4. Can't Stop Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way (Deluxe Edition) 397M+
5. Don't Worry Be Happy Bobby McFerrin Simple Pleasures 383M+
6. Let It Go Idina Menzel 317M+
7. Don't Stop Believin' Journey Escape (2022 Remaster) 305M+

1. Uptown Funk (Mark Ronson ft Bruno Mars)

Dive into the infectious groove of "Uptown Funk" by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars. Released in 2014, this funk-pop masterpiece quickly became a global phenomenon, topping charts worldwide and achieving over a billion views. Its 80s-inspired sound, catchy melody, and Bruno Mars' electrifying vocals created a party anthem that resonated across generations. The song's undeniable success earned it numerous accolades, including a Grammy Award for Record of the Year, cementing its place in music history as a timeless classic. "Uptown Funk" is more than just a song; it's a cultural touchstone that continues to energize listeners years after its release.

Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson,Bruno Mars

2. Happy

Pharrell Williams' "Happy" is more than just a feel-good anthem; it's a surprisingly effective soundtrack for a relaxing bathroom break. Its upbeat tempo, while energetic, possesses a steady, mellow rhythm that creates a calming atmosphere perfect for unwinding. The pop genre, with its bright, accessible melodies, is surprisingly unobtrusive, allowing for focused concentration. The approximately four-minute track is ideally timed for a comfortable session, and while the lyrics are positive and uplifting, they aren't distractingly complex. Pharrell's smooth vocals and the song's overall cheerful vibe contribute to a pleasant and stress-free experience, making it a surprisingly effective choice for the task.

Happy - Pharrell Williams

3. Break Free (Ariana Grande - 2025)

Ariana Grande's "Break Free" a vibrant EDM track featuring Zedd, offers a surprisingly effective soundtrack for a relaxed bathroom break. The song's driving yet mellow tempo and consistent rhythm create a calming, almost meditative atmosphere, ideal for focusing on the task at hand. Its upbeat energy, however, prevents the experience from becoming sluggish. The approximately 3-minute-long song's structure is perfectly paced for a comfortable session, and while Grande's powerful vocals are present, they don't overpower the overall relaxed feel. The lyrics, while emotionally resonant, remain unobtrusive, allowing for a tranquil and focused experience.

Break Free - Ariana Grande

4. Can't Stop - By the Way (Deluxe Edition)

Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Can't Stop" offers a surprisingly effective soundtrack for a bathroom break. Its funky, upbeat tempo and infectious rhythm create a relaxed yet energized atmosphere, ideal for fostering a comfortable experience. The song's genre, a blend of funk rock and alternative rock, avoids overly intense or jarring sounds, maintaining a steady, groove-based flow throughout its approximately four-minute runtime. Anthony Kiedis's characteristically melodic vocals and the largely instrumental focus keeps the listening experience pleasant and unobtrusive, allowing for focused attention on the task at hand. The song's structure provides a satisfying duration without feeling too long or repetitive.

Can't Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers

5. Don't Worry Be Happy

Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry, Be Happy," a deceptively simple a cappella masterpiece, instantly uplifts with its infectious melody and positive message. Released in 1988, the song's unassuming charm belies its profound impact. Inspired by a poster and the teachings of Meher Baba, the song's breezy rhythm and call-and-response vocals create a universally relatable feeling of calm. Its remarkable success, including topping the Billboard Hot 100 and earning three Grammy Awards, solidified its place in popular culture. The song's enduring appeal is evident in countless anecdotes; it's a track that consistently soothes anxieties and brings smiles, even transcending language barriers as evidenced by its impact on a deaf mother and her child. Its selection for the National Recording Registry further underscores its lasting cultural significance.

Don't Worry Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin
  • Let It Go
    6

    Let It Go

    Idina Menzel

    2013

  • Don't Stop Believin'
    7

    Don't Stop Believin'

    Journey

    1981

    Escape (2022 Remaster)

  • Push It
    8

    Push It

    Salt-N-Pepa

    1986

  • Let It Be
    9

    Let It Be

    The Beatles

    1970

    Let It Be (Remastered)

  • Smooth Operator
    10

    Smooth Operator

    Sade

    1984

  • Free Fallin'
    11

    Free Fallin'

    Tom Petty

    1989

    Full Moon Fever

  • Let Me Go
    12

    Let Me Go

    Alesso,Hailee Steinfeld

    2024

  • Go With The Flow
    13

    Go With The Flow

    Queens of the Stone Age

    2013

    Songs For The Deaf

  • Move Your Feet
    14

    Move Your Feet

    Junior Senior

    2002

  • Lovely Day
    15

    Lovely Day

    Bill Withers

    1977

    Menagerie

  • Walking on Sunshine
    16

    Walking on Sunshine

    Katrina and the Waves

    1983

  • Release Me
    17

    Release Me

    Engelbert Humperdinck

    1967

  • Take It Easy
    18

    Take It Easy

    Eagles

    1972

    Eagles (2013 Remaster)

  • Feeling Good
    19

    Feeling Good

    Nina Simone

    1965

  • Relax
    20

    Relax

    Frankie Goes To Hollywood

    1983

    Welcome To The Pleasuredome

  • Get Up Offa That Thing
    21

    Get Up Offa That Thing

    James Brown

    1976

    The 50th Anniversary Collection

  • Dancing in the Moonlight
    22

    Dancing in the Moonlight

    King Harvest

    1972

    Dancing in the Moonlight

  • Shake It Off
    23

    Shake It Off

    Taylor Swift

    2014

    1989

  • Good Vibrations
    24

    Good Vibrations

    The Beach Boys

    1966

    Purple Rain

  • Shake Your Groove Thing
    25

    Shake Your Groove Thing

    Peaches , Herb

    1978

  • I Feel Good
    26

    I Feel Good

    James Brown

    1965

  • Ring of Fire
    27

    Ring of Fire

    Johnny Cash

    1963

    Highwayman

  • Under Pressure
    28

    Under Pressure

    David Bowie,Queen

    1981

    Hot Space (Deluxe Remastered Version)

  • I'm Free
    29

    I'm Free

    The Rolling Stones

    1965